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Funny stories about teachers in the classroom

In each person's mind, teachers are good symbols, soul models, and architects who build and develop students' personalities. Through teaching hours, relationships with students and parents, many unexpected humorous situations have happened. Here are the best short jokes about teachers! Jokes about teachers No. 1, Jokes about teachers No. 2, Jokes about teachers No. 3, Jokes about teachers No. 4, Jokes about teachers No. 5, Jokes about teachers No. 6, Jokes about teachers number 7, Jokes about teachers number 8, Jokes about teachers number 8, Jokes about teachers number 10

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The humorous adventure of teacher number 1When teacher number 1 becomes a comedy star

3. Fun adventure with teachers number 3

1. Funny adventure in historical questions and answers

During the History oral exam:- Teacher: 'Who is Le Loi?'- Student: 'I don't know.'- Teacher: 'So who is Tran Hung Dao?'- Student: 'I don't know. .'- Teacher: 'If you can answer this question, you will pass. Who are Trung Trac and Trung Nhi?'- Student: 'I don't know.'- Teacher: 'Then I'll go out, I can't pass.'- Student: 'Do you know Hung Mom, Minh Scar, Phuc Crazy, Dung Co soul, who is that?'- Teacher: …

2. Who got the magic crossbow?

Teacher asked: 'Who stole An Duong Vuong's magic crossbow?'Student was scared: 'I didn't.'Teacher: 'Do you know who stole it?'Student: 'I don't know.'The principal passed by. and said: 'Don't make noise, report to me and I will release the temple fund.'

3. Even the teacher must be crazy

Teacher: 'Is the Moon further away or is the Sun further away?'Student: 'The Sun is further away.'Teacher: 'Why?'Student: 'The reason for Khoi My.'Teacher: ' No, why?'Student: 'Why Ung Hoang Phuc.'Teacher: 'That's why!'Student: 'Why? Ah! Why of DBSK.'Teacher: 'What should I do?'

4. Professor is skilled

Six students came home late and prepared for the exam. Professor asked the question: 'Where to hang out?' and 'Which tire did the car blow?'

5. Being late

I was late, the guard asked: 'Why are you late?'Ti: 'My dream is to be a principal.'Guard: 'Why are you late?'Ti: 'Guard, when will I see you? Has the principal left early yet?'

Teacher's funny adventure number 3When teacher number 3 becomes a living source of laughter

Outbursts of laughter with teacher number 2

1. Who discovered America?

During geography class, the teacher called Tam up and asked. – Please show me where America is? Tam pointed to the map. – Teacher, here it is! The teacher nodded: – Very good! Now, Ti, tell me who is responsible for discovering America? – Miss, Tam. – !?

2. Challenge your knowledge about Thanh Giong

The teacher asked the students: – In the story of Saint Giong, who rode an iron horse to the sky? – I can't bear it! The teacher got angry: – Don't think about how the principal's child is educated. Pick up this book and see your dad! In the principal's office, dad said: – Why don't you know? It's embarrassing me. The person riding the iron horse flying into the sky was Mr. BEN. It is written very clearly here: “After bowing his head to say goodbye to his homeland, he flew into the sky.” Don't read anything.

3. Reasons why students use test buoys

Being punished, Tu angrily asked the teacher: – Teacher, people often say that teachers are like “boatmen”, right?

– That's right, why? The teacher looked at Tu and asked. Tu was annoyed: – So why do we use buoys and the “boatman” forbids and punishes us like this?!!!

Interesting stories about teachers number 2Funny stories with teachers number 2

4. Laughing out loud with teachers number 5

1. Find the opposite word

During ministry class, the teacher teaches the lesson and tells the students:

– Please read the word opposite to the word I said!

Students are polite:

– Yes, sir!

– White.

Students in unison:

– Not white.

The teacher continued:

– Cold.

– Not cold.

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The teacher blushed:

– That's not true!

– Correct!

The teacher was angry:

– Silent!

Students are still enthusiastic:

– Don't be silent!

The teacher couldn't stand it:

– Are you afraid of me?

Students still leisurely read the opposite word:

– We are not afraid of you!

– Huh?!

– No!

2. Characteristics of gold

During chemistry practice, the teacher talked about the characteristics of gold: – In addition to obvious characteristics such as: shiny appearance, good thermal conductivity, good electrical conductivity. Can anyone tell me what other chemical properties gold has? Seeing that Hai was screaming, the teacher called up to the board and asked: – Hai, can you tell me what other chemical properties gold has? – Teacher, gold also has easy properties. evaporated too.– Are you sure?– Yes sure. If you don't believe me, try leaving a piece of gold out on the street.– !?!

3. Twenty percent is too difficult

During math class, the teacher asked a student: – Tell me: What is twenty percent? – Teacher. Twenty percent is too difficult to calculate, not as easy as fifty percent and hundred percent. – Why is that so? So what is fifty and one hundred percent?– Yes, 50% is half a glass and 100% is one glass.– !?!

4. The teacher was surprised by the reason the student was late

During class, the teacher was lecturing when two late students walked in. The teacher saw that and immediately asked: – An, why are you late for school? An replied: – Yes teacher, this morning my mother gave me ten thousand to go to school. I dropped it and had to stay behind to find it, so I was late! – Okay, next time be careful. Go to your seat! After that, the teacher immediately turned to student Linh: – And you, why are you also late to school? Linh said with a smile: – Yes, teacher, it's your friend who dropped the ten thousand. I… I…- I helped my friend find it so I was late? Linh shook her head: – No, I was busy… stepping on that bill so I was late!- !?!

5. Sea

During geography class, I saw Minh sitting and not paying attention.- Teacher: Minh! Please tell me what the sea is? – Minh (startled): Miss! “Sea” is a poem by Huy Can!- Teacher: ?!?

Funny stories with teachers number 5Funny stories with teachers number 5

5. Laughing out loud with teachers number 4

1. Idiot's humor

The teacher blamed Ngoc for being lazy and only copying from the friend next to him. The father asked how the teacher knew. The teacher gave the History test as proof. Question: Who defeated the Qing army on the first day of Tet? Both Teo and Ngoc answered correctly about King Quang Trung. Question about Ms. Trung Trac's husband, both wrote To Dinh. The Fool wrote: 'Me too'.

2. Dad's suffering because of the teacher

The teacher said Ty was lazy at studying and made his parents miserable. Ty replied that his father said she made him suffer by giving him too much homework. The teacher was embarrassed when she heard Ty's answer.

3. Unique chemical experiment

A female student asked the professor how to experiment with potassium hydroxide explosives. The professor suggested stirring the water in the barrel after pouring in the explosives, and the female student asked why. The professor replied that it would give him time to leave.

4. Who is right, teacher or student?

Kindergarten teacher draws a duck holding an umbrella. She told me to color the umbrella yellow and blue. Little Pinky didn't understand why she had to paint a duck blue, and when asked, she replied, 'Have you ever seen a duck that can hold an umbrella?'

5. Unique medical supplies

The teacher asked students to bring health-related items. One student brought gauze to cover the wound, another student brought a bottle of ether to clean the wound. Although it seemed useful, the second student's idea made the whole class laugh.

Funny stories with teachers number 4Funny stories with teachers number 4

7. Funny games with teachers number 7

1. Ton fell asleep during the hour

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The teacher suggested letting Tun rest at home because resting on the desk was not a good option. Tun asked everyone to speak more quietly so they could continue to sleep.

2. Fathers learn from teachers

After the first exam, Sally's father was worried and called the teacher. The teacher shared that Sally studies very well but often talks a lot. Sally's father was very happy because the teacher found a way to keep her quiet.

3. Was sent home for answering correctly

Teo left early because he was the only one who answered the teacher's difficult question correctly. The question was who was late to school and climbed the fence into class, and Teo was the only one who answered correctly: 'Who was late to school this morning and climbed the fence into class?'

4. Studying in the age of Facebook

Teachers and students talk to each other about doing homework on Facebook. They both tagged each other and reminded each other to like and comment after posting.

5. Beard challenge

He teaches a lesson about betting when a student places a bet on his fake beard. The teacher offered 5 pounds and the student immediately agreed, even asking to check his beard.

Funny stories with teachers number 7Funny stories with teachers number 7

6. Funny story with teacher number 7

1. Teachers' gratitude

During the ethics class, the teacher brought up a proverb about teachers, but the students only answered, making the teacher angry. Finally, a smart student gave the answer 'You shouldn't quizzes as a teacher', making the whole class laugh.

2. Do your homework on time

The teacher gives proverbs and asks students to analyze them. One student humorously said that he was sharpening his iron so he could hand the needle to the teacher in time. A creative way to solve puzzles.

3. When the teacher orders a punishment

The teacher asked about the student's status regarding love. After asking the students about their relationship, the teacher decided to subtly discipline them by giving them punishments based on the number of times they broke up.

4. How to draw?

The teacher asked the students to draw their future. A child answered that she would get married, but did not know what kind of husband she would get. The adorable answer made the whole class laugh out loud.

5. Essay

Cu Bin wrote an essay about lice when asked to describe a dog. A humorous and creative way that makes the teacher unable to help but laugh.

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7. Funny story with teacher number 8

1. Student confusion

Before the test class, the teacher guides students:

– When the teacher asks a question, all of you raise your hands. If you know, raise 5 fingers, if you don't know, hang up 1 finger.

The class took place with both department inspectors and principals attending. The teacher chose Thanh, but Thanh said:

– Teacher, it's not me, I hung up!

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Funny jokes about teachers number 8

1. Unique combination

During a passing exam, the teacher told the students: – Your essay topic today is: 'Please describe or write about the unique combination that you think is the best.'The students bowed their heads. do homework. After 5 minutes, Teo submitted his assignment with the content: 'You have the unique ability to combine failure and summer vacation'. The teacher received Teo's assignment and immediately asked: – Teo, what is your assignment like? okay?– Yes, ma'am! – Teo immediately nodded. The teacher just laughed.

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10. Funny story with teachers number 10

1. Logic professor's reasoning

The logic professor lost his glasses. He then reasoned: – Who stole it? Of course it's a thief. And this guy may or may not be nearsighted. Maybe he has glasses, maybe he doesn't. But if he doesn't have one, how can he see his glasses? This proves that he is not nearsighted. If you're not nearsighted, you don't need glasses. After a moment of silence, the professor continued: – From the above hypotheses, it can be concluded that no one takes my glasses. Surely it is somewhere here. But I looked everywhere and didn't see anything. If I can see like that, it means I'm wearing glasses.

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